Will he remember this date?

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The young man walked his girlfriend to her front door and started to kiss her.
How about a quick BJ  before I go he asked.
Not here any passer by could see us she replied. 
Oh come on please it won´t take long, just a tiny little BJ He pleaded
No it wouldnt be right she said adamantly
He tried to persuade her for a couple more minutes to agree when suddenly the front door was yanked open by a sleepy eyed young girl who had obviously just got out of bed.
" Dad says hurry up and give him a BJ or he´ll come down and do it, or I will, or someone will,providing you take your ·········· hand off the intercom!

Dog Star · Accepted Answer

Smooth, very smooth... even worse if that was his girlfriends little sister... that will be a date that he will never forget, and I can almost guarantee that his girlfriend will not be going back out with him again any time soon.

? · Answer

Yes, of course.  Playing Black Jack in the middle of the night is not conducive to a peaceful neighbourhood.  Think of the neighbours.

redalac · Answer

Just like all those cute little,adorable, Easter Chicks,I guess.
People never think about,how their going to turn into, nasty @ss rosters,or pimple face teenagers.

karl h · Answer

Oh Yes he will remember this date, his birds dad offering him a B lo w. job.  What sort of a strange family does she have.

NORMA · Answer

BJ or Black Jack is that not a liquorice sweet

Gringo · Answer

good one....If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child

Photofox · Answer

Another good one.

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Will he remember this date?

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