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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 8 years ago

How can you tell if you´re making love to a nurse, a teacher or an air hostess?

A nurse says, "This won´t hurt a bit"

A teacher says, "We´re going to keep doing this until you get it right"

An air hostess says, "Now just hold this over your nose and mouth and breathe normally"

(Air 2000)

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  • MICKY
    Lv 7
    8 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Fill in these your self

    A nun

    A female politician

    A actress

    A lollipop lady

    Don't be shy

    Source(s): Good joke
  • karl h
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Could try asking what they do for a living . then get on with the job in hand.

  • Dog Star
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    wow john touch crowd.... ok... so its not the joke you'd want to end the your stand up routine with, it still brings a laugh 8.5/10

    Source(s): ds
  • James
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Ha, nice! Not a question, but I approve.

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  • psymon
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Hmmm... not exactly laughing out loud over here...

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Who cares as long as I get laid!!!

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