Are you concerned about being sent to a FEMA camp someday?

No, because I am sane.

If a massive natural disaster ever struck my area, I'd expect to be sent to a FEMA camp.

And I'd also expect to be given food, clothing, and medical attention.

And once the National Guard cleared up the majority of the disaster and it was safe to go back home, I'd totally expect to leave the FEMA camp of my own free will.

Oh, wait a minute. Let me try that again wearing my tinfoil hat...

*ahem*

OBUMER WILL SEND HIS BROWN SHIRT NAZIS TO SEND ME TO A FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMP WHERE HE'LL USE ME AS SLAVE LABOR UNTIL IT'S MY TURN TO BE SENT TO THE GAS CHAMBER!!!

Was that crazy enough? Because I'm sure I can go even more batshit than that if I try.

Oh, yeah, baby. I've heard they're all young, female camp guards carrying bags of beer and pretzels. Bring it on!

Yes - because sometime soon I think it will cost $50 for a loaf of bread.