Did you know that God created women to obey men, make babies, and cook meat?

I don't want to do any of those things.

"That's what the Bible says"? Really? Where? Tell your MOTHER that, I DARE you.

Here's what I found:

Ephesians 5:22

Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord.

Ephesians 5:24

Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

Colossians 3:18

Wives, submit yourselves to your husbands, as is fitting in the Lord.

1 Peter 3:1

Wives, in the same way submit yourselves to your own husbands so that, if any of them do not believe the word, they may be won over without words by the behavior of their wives,

Submitting does not mean MAKING YOURSELF INTO A DOORMAT OR SLAVE. They are being told to willing follow their husband's LEADERSHIP. For the husband that means putting aside his own interests in order care for his wife.

I guess you never read the following.

Colossians 3:19

Husbands, love your wives and do not be harsh with them.

Ephesians 5:25 Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her.

Little boy, you need to grow up because if you carry your piss-poor attitude into a marriage, it won't last long.

The Bible is a misogynist book indeed.

They don't do those things because women aren't obligated to do sh*t for men. Times have changed.

The Bible is mythology. Written mostly by men.

Because now, people aren't as sexist as they were 2000 years ago.

Oh man …you must be a big hit with the women

And don't forget doing the house work and the laundry. Now we know why divorce is so high.

maybe cause the men aren't living up to their roles.

Cuz they cant help being lesbians.