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Is this the first Christmas joke of the season?
First Christmas Joke of the Season
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The Irishman replied, 'These are Carols.'
And So The Christmas Season Begins......
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7 Answers
- Big KahunaLv 77 years ago
Leave it to the Irish.
It was either let him in or St.Peter might be challenged to Indian wrestle.Ha
- MICKYLv 77 years ago
Nope I told one last week and was told it was to early --Wonder if the same member will tell you that
- Lone WoofLv 77 years ago
Yuk, Yuk, Yuk.
How about the new Charlie's Angels Christmas Special. It is titled, "Ho Ho Ho".
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- karl hLv 67 years ago
No . not the first . but anything like this to get into the Christmas spirit is welcome.
Source(s): Quite and old one actually, thanks anyway .
