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Greybeard
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Greybeard asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 7 years ago

Has this happened to you on a cold winters morning?

Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning..."Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back..."Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later..."Computer really screwed up now."

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  • Lord Percy Fawcette-Smythe.
    Lv 7
    7 years ago
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    Excellent as usual, love the IC jokes, like the woman who phoned Microsoft and told them her computer had a small fault so they told he to re-boot it. she phoned later and said I have kicked it around the office as you suggested and now it won't work at all.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    7/10 The oldies are the goodies.

  • ♥вяσкєи ωιиgѕ♥
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    You would need a very big bag of rice for that one.

    Source(s): bw:D
  • Big Kahuna
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    What do you do when your yahoo gets frozen?

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  • ?
    7 years ago

    hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Good joke!

  • Lone Woof
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    She must have been very blonde.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    lol...did you get that out of a cracker :)

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    No

  • ?
    Lv 5
    7 years ago

    hahaha!

  • Sal*UK
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    OL LOve it!!!!

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