What do you think of this event?

http://www.sbnation.com/longform/2014/1/8/5279942/...

The article is a decent length, so to get an idea, it's about a (mostly tongue-in-cheek) competition for single women to compete in events showing off skills eligible bachelors in Alaska would find desirable in a woman, and money is raised to help out women who are abused in those little small towns in Alaska where the only easy way in and out is by airplane, which can make it hard to escape.

Also, one of the events involves making a sandwich. I figure that will be the favorite around here.

So, would any women here make a good Alaska Wilderness Woman?