Question for all the unbelievers out there?

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I just wanted to let you all know that was living about 2,000 years ago and spent my time walking across the Pacific Ocean, turning water into Vodka, and making the blind into comic book superheroes.
Now that I've made all those claims, would you believe me?  After all, you can't disprove any of what I just said right?  Feel free to worship me anytime.


Note:  This is aimed at certain religious apologists.

Simon T · Answer

Typo - you never made a typo, you are perfect.

You just have to "interpret" that verse.

Mariah has a point - you may want to put this down in a book.

All Hail Crocoduck!!!

Now all we need is for that gunman to pull the trigger, and we can all start wearing little golden sniper 'scope necklaces.

? · Answer

And that's why I feel the need to substantiate my more unbelievable beliefs with rock solid evidence. And that makes them believable. Therefore your claim is not believable.

Trilobiteme · Answer

and Howard the Duck proves evolution lol

Jesus Christ is the risen messiah

? · Answer

Man they're not gonna believe you because there isn't a book about you

greg · Answer

it must be true...after all it's written down

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