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SMAC asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 7 years ago

How can I get closer to God (Zeus)?

Chasing lightning is getting me no where.

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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago
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    Fly kites with metal attached during a thunder storm that will do it.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Of course you answered my question the way you did...your a weirdo who believes in "zeus" and you chase lightening...you belong under myths n legends...how was that for your all caps comment. Dont EVER answer any of my questions you loser troll !

  • Benoni "Light"
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    Are you a beautiful lady? because that seems to be all Zeus cares about.

  • ;l'l
    Lv 6
    7 years ago

    Troll.

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  • daicactus
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    Make eyes at Metis, that should do it.

  • Ruel The Midianite
    Lv 4
    7 years ago

    The classic answer is: you have to climb Mt. Olympus. Duh!

  • Eli
    7 years ago

    Dunno ..but i know how you can closer to Hades. lol

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