How do I eat or cook without any tools.?

Obviously eating out, pick up, delivery, microwave meals (like burritos). Plastic utensils you can toss after eating.

Well, I guess a microwave could be a tool.

Simmer up some soup, pour into a bowl or cup, and drink it in. Any microwaveable soups or cup/bowl stuff you can pour hot water in. For example, cup noodles can be sucked up from the cup after softening with hot water.

You must still have some leftovers and other foods in the fridge you can wrap up in a tortilla. No tools or utensils needed to make or eat.

Oh, I somehow ended up in Jokes & Riddles. I have no idea what the punch line or answer is.

*evil laughter*

;) you can make a hard boiled egg by putting an uncooked egg straight from the carton into a bowl full of vinegar. the vinegar "cooks" the egg.

wait a sec....is a bowl a tool? um....if so use a coconut shell XD

or be brave and dont think about salmonella poisoning and suck the egg raw from its shell like a real caveman. Pound on your chest afterwards and hoot.

Let your hair grow,don't shave,drag your knuckles when you walk, and eat with your fingers.

If she gives in and says you can have a few tools,bring in a spear and stone hatchet and say,"You Woman."

Telekinesis.

I am confuse because I would have believed de clutter meant to get rid of the things you don't use

Move to Africa, India, or the Corktown U. cafeteria.

Go to a restaurant or a soup kitchen.

You can't but you can try to use the mircowave.

She's trying to tell you something, numb nuts.

You can't microwave,stove,oven etc