How to be closer to the One?

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The one true religion of 42.

He spoke life into existence from nothingness, its voice caused a mass expansion of space time and its breath produced every element known and unknown.

It blinks millennia, and observes, ever watchful of its creation. It knows not to interfere for its creations could not withstand its pure awesomeness and would implode.

Its heart beat is the accumulation of every star, its circulation is the accumulation of every gravitational field. 

When we die, we are inhaled again and exhaled as life essence and base elements, as our consciousness migrates to the collective.

Prove me wrong, for my claims are the word of the one true god, and by its divine authority, I am unbound by the logic of man...Prove me wrong, for I am so right.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

The meaning of life is to beat off until you pass out, watch obese people richhers steal from your salary, get drunk at a frat party, bang some blonde sorority chick, then end up paying child support for a half-black child that clearly isn't yours because her father's an overpaid lawyer for Steak'n'Shake.

That's the meaning of life. "42" is the only the age at which you start wishing you were dead.

That's the meaning of life.  "42" is the only the age at which you start wishing you were dead.

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