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Bryce
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Bryce asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 7 years ago

Is this a fair assumption?

Mr. Creamy was found dead in the back of his ice cream van covered in hundreds and thousands. A police spokesperson confirmed that he topped himself.

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  • MICKY
    Lv 7
    7 years ago
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    Was it a Sunday suicide

  • Feminist
    7 years ago

    Nope

  • ?
    7 years ago

    Don't know about fair but bloody funny. Little shorties are the best.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    The cops immediately knew he was also gay. Because he was covered with sprinkles.

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  • Big Kahuna
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    No,he was covered in chocolate and nuts.

    He yelled for help,"Chocolate!!!!Nuts!!!"

    But no one responded.

    It was,after all,an ice cream van.

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