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Since Jesus..................?
didn't have sex, did he masturbate or just have wet dreams? After all Christians say he was fully human and doubt that there ever was a human that didn't have a wet dream.
I thought that was a bum humping my mom. My bad.
Wouldn't that be considered a Holy Schit?
6 Answers
- Anonymous7 years agoFavorite Answer
Jesus was a pure and holy man with no sin in him.
- MarkLv 77 years ago
There's no way to know, but wet dreams are COMPLETELY natural, so there is a good chance he did at least this. Masturbation is also common, but it's something you initiate yourself, so I'm not sure.
I wonder if Jesus ever had diarrhea.
- Anonymous7 years ago
jesus was a Rabbi..............the religious law of the jewish nation was...
a man HAD to be married to be a rabbi.
we know that jesus was Rabbi..so yes he was married and he had a normal sex life....he had to do everything normal and had
to be fruitful and multiply.....all of Gods commandments pertained to jesus as well
so this notion that jesus was single his whole life is folly...
remember his life from age 12 to 30...there is no documentation................why?...because jesus was a normal man with a family
- Prophet Of DoomLv 57 years ago
No one ever said he didn't have sex in the Bible.
Oral tradition, not based on the Bible.
Did I really say that? Yeah...guess I did.
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- ?Lv 67 years ago
The only religion that's truthful about their 'prophet's' sexual desire is Islam. Then again, when those desires involve a 9 year old, it's probably a better idea to forget them.
- Anonymous7 years ago
Jesus humped your mom.