How do i remove static from my body?

ESD is a major thing when handling electrical components. I currently work as a repair technician for Samsung and I have to wear a grounded wrist strap, a pair of ESD conductive gloves, a ESD shirt and ESD foot straps as well as in a ESD safety zone. Avoid static objects eg. paper, carpet... A ESD table mat would be good for extra protection when putting down these components. Hope this helps you.

To discharge static in your body you have to contact to earth/ground. just connecting to metal if it isn't grounded will not discharge you if, in fact your are charged.

Static is more likely in a dry atmosphere.

Once discharged unless you move around you are very unlikely to become re charged.

As an automotive technician that works with computers a lot I wear a ground strap around my wrist.

You can buy a grounding wrist strap at radio Shack

That is strange. I don't know keep a dry sheet around and run it on you? I use them for my hair all the time or when I am shocking people to the touch

non powdered rubber gloves

and occasionall touching metal is true

Any chance You can Mist Your Face, Hair & Hands with a little water- a few Times a Day ?! THAT could Solve Your Problem. :)

simply ground yourself to any piece of metal, avoid carpets, avoid wool things, run a humidifier if necessary, etc.