Best insults?

wel sometiems i leik to call peeple rettard becaus i think thats funny haha

How about not running around insulting people?

My favorite names are;

Jizzmonkey

Dickwaffle

Clitsquiggle

Yo mamma so fat that the earth was flat until she was buried in it

Yo mamma's so old, her vagina has a separate entrance for black *****

Yo mamma so fat that when I thought about her my neck broke

yo mamma's so ugly that her portraits hang themselves

You're such a whore that sometimes I masturbate with a pringles can just to remind myself of what a whore you are

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is

You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork

You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering

You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.

you can call what ever you want.