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Foot asked in SportsFootballEnglish Football · 7 years ago

I am sendng the following letter to Man Utd, will i get a contract?

Dear LVG,

I was one of the greatest talents in football. Opposing players absolutely had not any chances against me. I have better dribbling skills than Lionel Messi, better finishing than Suarez and I am quicker than Theo Walcott. If you signed me up for Manchester United I would absolutely score more goals than RVP and create more assists than Juan Mata. I would like to emphasize that I am a modest man, not boastful.

Yours sincerely

Footyguru

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  • mad_slacker_76
    7 years ago

    If I were the person responsible for reading and deciding, I would shred this letter without much of a blink of an eye.

  • Fulk Y
    Lv 5
    7 years ago

    Probably not

    I sent them a letter yesterday and they signed me, I dont think we need you. Here is my letter

    Dear LVG,

    I am the greatest.

    Fondest regards,

    The Greatest

  • Maccer
    7 years ago

    Requested Salary: Birthday cake every year

  • Mark
    7 years ago

    I'm sure they'd listen at the moment.

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    7 years ago

    Of course not.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    no

    it will go in the nearest bin

    Source(s): uk
  • MELONS
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    good luck

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    if u can back it up

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