did you think it would last, this silence?

You packed your bags after I reported you>>> not here!!!

Took your wife, and cruised the seas.

Hidden under a scotch and water,

invisible behind a slot machine.

Did you tell her, Allen?

About your many affairs?

That thin b...I...t...c...h at the pontoon bridge,

did you hide her in the bathroom?

This parish has many faults...

you are one of its biggest, but I'm catching up to you,

ole buddy, ole pal.

Look for the Dept of Labor any day now.