I'm a pyromaniac. Does this mean I won't get sent to hell because I would like it too much?

Seeing as God is a sadist, he would want to be around masochists like you. I am certain that if there were a god, and it was all that it is described as, Christians will not be sharing eternity with him, unless they are kept in various mansions where they are forced to pray to him night and day and day and night - and he never listens because he is a sadist.

Cute! But there is no such place as "hellfire and damnation" Sorry dude.

You can read the entire Bible online at http://www.jw.org/en

Hell is not a place of fire, where God punishes the wicked with physically painful things. Hell is the absence of God's presence. Will a person feel pain after they are resurrected, do you know?

Fire is cool! Fire! FIRE!! Heh-heh, heh, heh-heh!

I heard an explanation of Heaven when in CYO and hope to go to Hell. I like fire too but am not an arsonist.

Just try to keep that fire in your belly for Christ, and you'll be fine.

Dante had Satan embedded in a block of ice, kind of like Han Solo in kryptonite or whatever it was.

nothing is real. You'll just die man