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Have you met an old lady that swallowed a horse?

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  • 7 years ago

    No but I met an old lady who swallowed a fly.

    There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.

    I dunno why she swallowed that fly,

    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,

    That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.

    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -

    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;

    How absurd, to swallow a bird!

    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

    That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.

    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -

    Perhaps she'll die

    There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.

    Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.

    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...

    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

    That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.

    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly

    Perhaps she'll die

    There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.

    What a hog! To swallow a dog!

    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...

    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...

    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

    That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.

    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly

    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.

    Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!

    She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...

    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.

    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...

    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

    That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.

    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly

    Perhaps she'll die.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Did you mean horse FLY?

    If not, then no.

  • 7 years ago

    No, have you?

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