Is it true theres 72 virgin waiting for you in heaven?

Yes, as seen here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dxpMTFBg48

No, what you get is a 72 year old virgin. And there's a good reason why she is still a virgin at 72. I saw her in a near death experience and I was horrified! Now if you want her, you better hurry up and get there before her next birthday, cuz she's not getting any younger. She turns 73 this year!

That's a Muslim belief. No there are not 72 virgins waiting in heaven. It's just male wishful thinking.

Just no. I'm straight, prefer women, but even I don't want 72 virgins.

Personally, my heaven contains the 72 hottest prostitutes from Las Vegas.

If there is sooner or later they will turn into 72 pregnant women with an attitude problem. You will then beg God to send you back to earth.

Yes but it is said no guarantee the 72 are women so it means it can be something else.

That is not true. There is some archaic mention of it, but mainstream Muslims do not believe in it, nor would killing yourself or anybody else get you there. Just more BS that the religious manipulators use to control weak minded people. Just like all religion.

And 72 mother-in-laws...

If your a woman you get 72 dirty old men.

there are 5 billion males and females right here on earth, still virgins maybe not, but there are a lot of women and men right here