well, i turned into a unicorn, i thought it was just a tumor on my head but it was the horn. i still **** gumdrops,?

i got that horse across the street pregnant. and i want to be a human again..........NEEEEEEEEEIIIIGHHH. all this **** is pissin me off. it started with a leprechan in my room. but someone recommended LEPREGON to me and it split his ballsack open and made him **** out his intestines. and then i wake up to find jellybeans on my porch......and i ate them. so now im a unicorn that shits out gumdrops. how do i be a human again?