If a women is having trouble getting pregnant, should she give her maid to her husband?

I think that will work, yes.

Also, I have heard/read that if a wife gives her husband long, slow BJ's, and takes the shot in the face every two times for each bout of intercourse, that she gets pregnant faster. Something having to do with upping the husband's sperm count, if I remember correctly.

And look how it turned out for Sarah. Jealousy, bitter family arguments, and constantly rivalry between the maid's son and the son Sarah eventually had herself. Even today, the descendants of the maid's son are running amok in the Middle East, killing, burning, beheading, and brutalizing innocent people. Moral of the story: staying faithful to your marriage saves a world of trouble.

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Sure, as long as he lives the way they did back then. So no penicillin, no hospitals, the doctors will put leeches on him instead of giving him medicine, his dentist will pull his bad teeth and replace it with wooden teeth, and he's dead by 40.

Is this a joke?