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Give me your best joke!?
Amuse me with something witty.
3 Answers
- Anonymous6 years ago
THE WORST JOKE IN OUR WORLD'S HISTORY?
Who was the first person who came up with the first joke and it still goes on till this day? Hint "the joke never seem to die off yet"
Answer: When God created human or **** from nothing said "hey, let's start evolving monkeys to humans.
Who will be the last person to come up with last joke but will only last within an hour? Hint " the joke is well played"
Answer: After a scientist cause massive destruction on earth itself, He will still be laughing at the first joke. He will be like " am I an idiot ,was i made to be an idiot or who was the idiot that started this in first place?
Who is the real idiot? The first joke, second joke or me typing this?
- Lucas CLv 76 years ago
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just two. The hard part is getting them in there.
- fixer29Lv 66 years ago
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One. It's not difficult.