Any good Creative writers/poets out there who can help me write a quick online profile?

just want to check out some other ideas you might have, you can make it short, I would like to project fun and excitement plus mystery I figure writers might have better ways of projecting that. without actually mentioning it or stating actual facts just trying to be different instead of being the typical online dude thanks!

Facts about me:

I work for the state

I enjoy the out doors- mtn biking, surfing

I'm kinda of a gym rat but not a muscle meat head

i love to eat and can muster up a good meal but im not chef samari son.

I like having a good time on a night out into town but also enjoying watching movies/relaxing at home.

I loved to laugh but spend more time making other people laugh, I'm known to be sarcastic and a little cocky

so she has to have a good sense of humor and down to earth

adventures girls/party girls are all welcome but know how to control your drink and get off the pole is key

Loves to eat and has some sort of fitness going on

Having a career and being serious about it is a plus, but if she's pursing something and is passionate about it that's cool too.

I don't mind kids but I love woman who's goal oriented with Intellect.