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Do atheists not belive in sharks?

If there was a shark 59 feet underwater, no one could see it.

So an atheists might say it doesn't exist.

Can you picture that? An atheist on a diving board, where everyone's shouting "wait there's a shark". But the atheist just shouts back "it doesn't exist ", as he leaps into the sea to be eviscerated, disemboweled, and disembodied.

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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago
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    Is this what keeps atheists away from church bcuz they don't want 2 step into the church to be eviscerated, disemboweled, and disembodied by my imaginary friend's bad potatoe salad

  • Sara
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    There is so much wrong with this question.

    Even if I couldn't see the shark, I've seen sharks in person, I know what kind of environments they live in, I can detect them with sonar and underwater monitoring equipment, I can see and measure the impact they have on the environment around them.

    A more apt analogy would be a theist insisting that the Loch Ness monster will eat you if you go swimming in a lake.

  • 6 years ago

    Flaw in your logic is: Atheists do not believe that something doesn't exist simply because they can't see it. Atheists look at what we know and agree with the most likely conclusion based on the given information. All atheists believe sharks exist because there is evidence to show that sharks do 100% factually exist.

    I do find it funny that you compared your god to a shark, saying that god is essentially a bloodthirsty killer that will destroy you if you do not believe in him.

  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    Wow, this is stupid.

    I actually can go to an aquarium and see a shark swimming in a tank. In fact, I have (mind blown).

    When I can go a "Zoo of the Gods" and observe a god creating a universe maybe we can talk.

    Happy trolling.

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  • 6 years ago

    I also believe in bacteria, air, gravity..... I do not believe in fairies, big foot, or your god. Just because you can't see something with your eyes doesn't mean it doesn't exist. That isn't why we don't believe. Think again. Harder. But be careful not to overheat your neurons.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    Sharks exist.

    Please lift your game...

    And stop parroting your pastor...

    He sounds like an idiot for telling you such nonsense.

    ~

  • 6 years ago

    No....an Atheist would never say that.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    your god is imaginary fairy tale fantasy nonsense.......sharks are real....

  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    I call troll...and poe

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