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I need a black magician?
Hey I'm Robert and I need a black magician that knows how to perform evocation,in los Angeles
5 Answers
- the internetLv 76 years ago
Hey Robert, I am not really black, but I am a magician of the dark arts and I am an expert evocateur. Unfortunately I do not live near los Angeles. You would have to send me $790 so I can buy a ticket to fly to los Angeles. If that seems too much money, I can offer to do a remote evocation for $490, but I must warn you as the reliability of remote evocations is not as good and we might need to do a second pass which would again cost $490.
- Maurog IVLv 76 years ago
Don't be a racist, the skill of a magician is not determined by their skin color!
- Anonymous6 years ago
Just paint your skin.
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