Beer drinking?

All commercial beer contains too many additives to be safely consumed. Home brewed is far superior but, never-the-less, irresponsible drinking is the cause of much human misery. Drink like a gentleman or not at all.

Its a difficult task. I don't drink but have some knowledge about this. A normal person can't do this. Its literally impossible. A normal person can drink maximum 10 beers in three to four hours

One beer in 20 seconds. 36 beers in 3 hours is a lot of foam in stomach making it harder to consume and more likely to make you puke. Slamming a beer really quick isn't that bad!

are these pints, bottles or cans?

In any circumstance, 36 beers is quite an ask. 1 beer in 20 seconds is easy enough though.

Do that!

One in 20 sec. Easier on the liver

One will kill you, one will just make you feel like you swallowed a brick. Easy choice.

neither. there is no point to doing either one except maybe to make yourself exceedingly drunk and puke all over.