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How do I repair a printer?

I tried to print out a picture of my cat, and then the printer said it was out of ink, so I then opened the printer to check the ink, and there he was, shrek, in all his onion--based goodness, he then said to me, don't worry, it'll all be ogre, then my printer caught fire, what should I do?

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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    Well Benjamin, you could have saved yourself a lot of trouble by just getting rid of "That Darn Cat" and getting yourself grungy old rubber duck, digging a pit out back, filling it with water and throwing the da*n duck in. Then you would go back in the house, wash hands and then go back to bed.

  • 6 years ago

    As soon as you come down from you're LSD trip, report to the nearest mental facility for help.

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