what does it mean:"I like to get kissed before i get f*cked"?

If someone isn't talking about sex when they say this, it's a crass way of saying they want the person to go through the trouble of selling whatever it is to them, like being romanced. They want to be sold to.

For example, say that a man goes to buy a car at a car lot, but the salesperson has been cold and rude. When the salesperson asks the man to agree to buy the car, the man might say to the salesperson, "I like to get kissed before I get f*cked." The man is telling the salesperson to work harder at making him feel good about buying that car.

Basically, if it's not actually said in reference to sex, it's someone saying that they want to be paid some special attention before being willing to return the favor and help another person with whatever that other person wants.

It means she wants to kiss before making love.

Foreplay: it's part of the mating ritual of primates.

It's exactly the way Patterson explained it!

Means you are a crass person..that speaks to the public in disgusting facets..Sorry,had to just say the truth.~ hope your able to digest..the fact.~*