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? asked in Family & RelationshipsFamily · 6 years ago

What punishments should I choose?

Yesterday, I went food shopping. As per my perfect princess' rules, I can only by brand named items. However, I purchased store brand cereal as it was cheaper and a larger box. When my angel came home from school, she was so angry! After she calmed down a bit, she stated that I can choose any three punishments that she normally inflicts on my husband an I. They include: 15 slaps across the face, 5 kicks to each leg, going to bed without dinner for 3 days, punching and scratching our cheeks, and hitting our tounge until it bleeds. Please understand and realise that I deserve thses punishments as I was disobedient to my perfect princess' and her rules.

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  • Ann
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    I'm assuming you are a troll. In the unlikely case you're not, you're not raising a "perfect princess", but a monster. You and your husband need to be in family counseling and parenting classes, and the "princess" needs to be in play therapy. Any parent that would allow this is raising a child with an antisocial personality disorder. If you exist, you all need your heads examined!

  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    Ok why are you letting your child set the rules and punish you when you "disobey her rules"? but if you really want to raise a kid like that maybe you should choose 15 slaps across the face, punching and scratching our cheeks, and hitting our tounge until it bleeds.

  • 6 years ago

    Simple. You get all of these punishments for being a troll/bad parent. :)

  • 6 years ago

    Don't do anything like that to your child if you do that she might be traumatized because of these or she might Start to be against everything you do for her even if you try to be good to her Violence solves nothing. I think you should see a psychologist

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    If your minor child is setting the rules in the house and you and your husband allow it, then you are both dumb and stupid. I hope this is a joke, because the parents are the ones to set the rules and regulations of the house, not the kids.

  • 6 years ago

    Let her choose you are lucky she did not shove the cereal up your rectum without milk or sugar. Hope she makes you sleep in the dog house with the other animals

  • 6 years ago

    Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

  • 6 years ago

    You and your gutless bastard of a husband need to slap that ***** into the middle of next week if my Kids ever done that to me i would physically Hit them out of their shoes

  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    All this energy you put into writing these stupid fake stories. Couldn't you direct it to, like, picking up trash on the highway or something?

  • Keith
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    I think I like your princess since she seems to be the adult here--just saying.

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