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Troy
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Troy asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 5 years ago

Christians, why is six afraid of seven?

I heard this joke from my friend Jesus and he wanted me to tell his followers the answer: Because seven eight nine! Hahaha such a funny joke. I love you Jesus :)

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  • G C
    Lv 7
    5 years ago
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    Here is another one. Get a young child who knows how to count. Then you start by saying, "I 1 worms" and tell them to say "I 2 worms". Then you 3, them 4, you 5, them 6, you 7, then they will casually say "I 8 worms". You say "You ate worms? Ewwwwww!"

  • Uncle Thesis
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    They say Jesus was a perfect man.

    Surely a perfect man could come up with better quality jokes than

    what wass offered by Sesame Street.

  • franklin
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    You have to wonder how 8 feels about all this. I mean, was he in on it or did 7 trick him into facilitating 7's canibalism.

  • Dr. Chamberlain
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Because seven ate nine.

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Screw you.

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