Shat my self during job interview, do you think theirs any chance I got the job?

I haven't worked sense 1996 but my slut whore wife left me an I can't get on welfare cause I did 3 years in the penitentary for meth an even though theirs somethin wrong with my leg I can't get on disability cause them docters is all crooks. I can't stay at the shelter no more cause I got in a fight an right now I'm stayin at my cousints place until I can get a god damn job, but he wants me OUT by March first!

So today I had a interview for a janiter at an ol factory in Agusta, I did my best to make good impression, I got a haircut, took a shower, brushed my teeth but that was a mistake cause my gums bled till I thought I was gonna bleed to death, put on deoderent, put on clean clothes an was on time.

I had a bit of a bellyache, I figured cause I was nervous, but about half way threw the interview I shifted in my chair an raised up on one cheek to let a little fart. I figured it would come out silent but vilent but it was a squeaker an as soon as it come out I got diarea an shat my self right their in the interview!

It was a accident, he asked me to get out, I figure to go get cleaned up but he wouldn't let me back in after I wiped my butt an cleaned up as best I could so I figure he may give me a second chance?