SAD NEWS THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER Declared non-existent Does he have any defenders before he is cast into the ash heap of history?

Eh, unbelievers have been denying FSM for years, but He is as real as ever.

I just finished eating some spaghetti for my supper. Is that what caused all this?

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is in my tummy!

Oh, but you see, the FSM believers are now going to try to distract us by saying "Um, no, see, the FSM was always just a metaphor, you don't understand what our religion is all about...."

You have to ask FSM to enter your heart and truly believe in Him before He will touch your soul with His noodles.

As you can see I capitalized my H's so it makes it even more official.

Of course the true religion is the one that is persecuted by the state. This just goes to prove us right.

See! Yet another example of Pastafarianism discrimination and persecution.

Having touched by his noodly appendage, I was transformed and have been doing good deeds. You have to open up your heart to believe in him to experience his power.

It's just as well proven as any other religion

We have faith 2 belief

Are you saying good bye ?