I just had a crazy new theory about "God"?

Your 'crazy new theory' is 10,000% plausible.

Try also considering, that we are probably

not the only living bi-pedal and sentient species that is currently calling this planet "home".

The bottom of the Pacific Ocean basin is about 6-7 Miles deep.

Beneath the ocean floor is more than 1,500 miles of very solid, and potentially protective, Earth's mantle.

There is nothing that says that Aliens have not explored the depths of every inch of this Planet

for tens-of-thousands of years before Man ever appeared. They can be anywhere, in or out of plain sight.

Most imbeciles will say

that the Aliens' home planet is too far away, and that it will `take too long` to get here.

Those are the words of cowards

who will not be able to face a vastly superior race if-and-when they make themselves known.

Aliens are here, and they've been here ... and, your 'crazy new theory' is totally *cool*.

Well, I call the universe God, and believe it goes in an eternal cycle, big bang, big crunch, big bang, which means that everything that can possibly happen has already happened, and will continue to, an infinite amount of times. I've often wondered if anything could survive the big crunch and bang to continue on, or if there were creatures that formed long before our earth cooled down, as we are made out of material from a supernova, and there was many billions of years before that. Anyway, in some Ancient Hindu scrolls, it talks about a kalpa as a measure of time, and one full kalpa is 1.2 trillion years, and the next one is 4.5 billion. Anyway, what goes up, must come down, and no mater how large a space ship you had, you'd run out of fuel before you got anywhere near the edge of the universe.

I smell a best seller about to be written! Actually, the Catholic church has already examined this very idea. They have entertained the theory that god found man in a very primitive state eons ago and decided to take hold of his life and enabled him to be what he is today. I actually have a video of a priest from the inner circle of the Pope giving a lecture on that theory! So, your idea has merit and I think it is very possible it could have happened that way.

Been there, done that. Look up a bloke called Van Daneken. He came up with such books as Charriots of the Gods etc. Complete bunkum that the scientific community had a good time de-bunking. But there is nothing new it the idea that ET was behind it all. They even covered it in one of the Alien films.

Luck

I just had a crazy new theory about "God"?

I'll give you the "crazy" but this old boIIocks is certainly nothing "new".

Come back to us when you can create your own, original nonsense!

All gods were a product of the WIM or "What If Machine."

It broke, however, after it spit out the Christian god and now no one falls for any story beginning with the words "What If."

"New"? Don't flatter yourself. Why do young people always believe they are the first ones to think of something? After tens of thousands of years of humanity, and billions of people, there is nothing new under the sun. Even the last seven words of the previous sentence are not new.

This is the same way bible stories were made up - putting any words and sentences together to create some sort of idea which is based on zero evidence

Not what I believe but it's a free country so believe in what you want!

That is a very old theory, but much better than the bible, especially since it is partially correct.