Why am I out of control? Please help?

I was out of control a few minutes ago because the TV show Jessie made me do it. I was fussing because the TV show Jessie made me do it. I have seen the TV show Jessie before when I was 13, and I saw that creepy Connie was fussing over Luke on the TV show Jessie. I was harassing my brother because the TV show Jessie made me do it. I have seen the TV show Jessie before when I was 13, and I saw that creepy Connie was harassing Luke on the TV show Jessie. I was badgering my mom during the car show yesterday because the TV show Jessie made me do it. I have seen the TV show Jessie before when I was 13, and I saw that creepy Connie was badgering Luke on the TV show Jessie. I feel like the only ways that can help me calm myself down, start settling myself down, start being in control instead of out of control, stop fussing over things, stop harassing people, and to stop badgering people are to get pregnant at age 17 instead of at age 30 (which is what I don't want to do until when I am married) or have surgery on my stomach (which is what I don't want to do either because they don't allow cell phones at my local hospital, and I feel worried that I would be placed in the kids section of my local hospital instead of the adult section of my local hospital if I have surgery on my stomach because of my age even though I am almost 18). Why am I out of control? Can you help?

Thanks.