why can't I be pregnant or get other grils pregnant?

so im just a regaler guy who likes grils and wants a family and babis and i wanna be the one to give birth two them because im better archaeologist because old ladies have a lots of dust to uncover down their. So basily i donut no how to meat good grils to start a nice family and be pregnant. Am i drinking enough alcohol? some big man told me that ef i do ill pe pregnance in no time. Or am i just not healthy? My mommy said eating the turkey in my luchables and not hing else is bad for me. Any help would make me feel