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Was Jesus gay?

I mean, lets look at the facts here:

* Never married.

" "Fisher of men"

* Probably "assaulted" in prison before his execution by other men. You know what happens in prisons. Nuff said.

* His Father in Heaven (e.g. Him if you are a Christian) was gay and had a big falling out with his "most beloved" Lucifer. Sodom and Gomorrah was just God acting out because he missed his hubby - let's be honest. Obvious closet case.

I rest my case.

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  • 5 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Sure, why not.

    It's as plausible as any other theory about him

  • ?
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    There's a debate as to wether Jesus could have been called Rabbi while being a single man.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    5 years ago

    just cuz one doenst have a relationship with the opposite gender does not mean they are gay....or even the gender they appear to be.

    im both asexual & agender. i dont care to be man or woman.

    as for prisons...they only do that to certain types of prisoners. jesus was not that type. also you're assuming he was in prison with other people. try adding solitary confinement to your vocabulary.

  • 5 years ago

    Gosh, half of the time non-believers are trying to convince people Jesus never existed, and half the time they are trying to convince people Jesus was gay. Make up your minds already. lol.

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    No. Jesus wasn't on earth for marriage. God didn't have a hubby. Lucifer was God's creation. God is not gay. Jesus wasn't assaulted in prison.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    I have a friend named Jesus, on his Facebook it says he's currently employed as a "Grocery Store Receiver" and we all know what happens in the back of those stores.....

  • 5 years ago

    no jesus was not gay. your a liar. nothing you said was true

  • 5 years ago

    No he was just a single man with no boy/girlfriend. Maybe

  • reme_1
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    LMAO_ from an atheist lesbian

  • Lv 7
    5 years ago

    Don't forget that he comes in you with love and he got nailed by a group of Roman soldiers, pierced by one aptly named Longinus and his long, long spear.

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