Jihad Joe A Real Arabian Hero

Make the manager of all the major banks like Wells Fargo black. That way, the police will just shoot them if they rip us off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOcDndO7m4Q

You hate and want to kill people who won't bow to your God. Why not just admit the truth that you are no different than ISIS? Why lie about who you are?

I would guess God is a uke. He overreacts throughout the Old Testament and changes his mind a lot just like a bratty femboy. Some will argue that he would never do that with his creations but I don't think Lucifer was created by God as he rebels, which would mean God is an imbecile (arguments that God created a being specifically to rebel against him are arguments that God is an idiot or that God is not omniscient). The King James Bible makes it clear God is a bottom but I could be wrong in my interpretation.

What do you all think?

I would guess God is a uke. He overreacts throughout the Old Testament and changes his mind a lot just like a bratty femboy. I could be wrong, though.

What say you?

If I no longer fear perdition but accept and embrace my eventual eternal separation from your God, what more does he have to threaten me with? Have I rendered God powerless?

I mean, lets look at the facts here:

* Never married.

" "Fisher of men"

* Probably "assaulted" in prison before his execution by other men. You know what happens in prisons. Nuff said.

* His Father in Heaven (e.g. Him if you are a Christian) was gay and had a big falling out with his "most beloved" Lucifer. Sodom and Gomorrah was just God acting out because he missed his hubby - let's be honest. Obvious closet case.

I rest my case.

Is it because part of them fears there may be no God to enforce their will across the land? Surely if there God were all powerful and on their side then they could just sit back and wait for him to smite us.

Why are they all sub-human in their intellect?

What did science ever do to them?

I can just lie on the questionnaire. Seems like an unenforceable law to me.

You would think after thirty or so years, all of these Conservatives, Christians, and Muslims would have found one scrap of evidence to back up their claims but not even one shred of it has been found.

My guess would be an effeminate bottom (turn the other cheek harr harr) due to the overbearing dad, but I could totally see him as a secret top too.

Is there any way we could speed this up and get this giant, tyrannical moron to clear the world of all these "exceptional individuals", early?

Especially Christians and Muslims.

God hates gays [Romans 1:26-27] but, at the same time, the meek inherit the earth. Does God hate gays more than he loves the meek or does he love the meek more than he hates gays? What's a sword-yarking [Revelations 19:15] Messiah to do?

I have lived a pretty good life despite my refusing to call my romantic feelings towards other men evil. I would worry about Him using Islam to kill myself and my brethren but secular society is the one with the army of death robots and drones (yay Science) so I am not worried. Is God just slow? Where are the plagues that we were promised for gay marriage?

Both are investigators in their respective stories, one an ex-army cop who solves crimes across the United States and one an agent of Rome who hunts early Christians. Both are violent and smart guys in their stories as well. Saul did get some magic powers from God but they seem to begin and end with immunity to poison. Reacher is really good at math, which I think is equal to Immunity to Poison.

Both threaten punishment that is well beyond what is deserved in response for transgressions. Both set unreasonable goals for those they claim to love. Both have doting followers/wives who make excuses for them and go to great length to convince the world that abuse is the same as love (in religion, these are called "Theologians).