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College Football Is Like Quidditch asked in SportsFootball (American) · 5 years ago

How do I get a rabbit that will let me chase it?

I wanted to increase my speed so I bought a rabbit to chase. Well anytime I run to it, the lazy f*cker just sits there. It has 3 days to get my 40 to a 4.4 or I'm putting it at the bottom of the Tennessee river

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Stick a carrot halfway up your аss. Walk past the rabbit so it can see the part of the carrot that's sticking out. Rabbits go nuts for carrots and it'll chase you to get it.

     

  • Louie O
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    You need to find a wild rabbit to chase, not a store bought rabbit.

  • tatilendi
    Lv 6
    5 years ago

    Dumb @$$, rabbits stay put because that is their instinct for survival. You want to increase your speed, get a couple of full grown chickens and try to catch them. Shaking head........

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Do you have greyhound in your blood. Don't greyhounds do this with rabbits.

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  • Blocking Back
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call.

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