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- 5 years agoFavorite Answer
Actually, it is a mistranslation. They don't get 72 Virgins, they actually get ONE 72 year old virgin.
- Anonymous5 years ago
Firstly the idea behind 72 virgins isn't real
It was made up to get young men to join armies to fight battles
In Islam it says that everyone will be a virgin and that they will have a virgin partner
Nothing in the Quran mentions the number of how many virgins someone gets
- ANDRE LLv 75 years ago
Back before he went crazy, Dennis Miller pointed out that after say, ten virgins, you'd most want someone with some experience.
Plus, do they specify that they mean beautiful female virgins ? They could get 72 pimply teen age boy Dungeons & Dragons gamer virgins...
- ThatGuyLv 75 years ago
I wonder what orientation would be like in the Islam afterlife? How are you gonna remember 72 people? Sounds like a double edged blade.
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- Campbell HaydenLv 75 years ago
A muslim with a wife and four daughters will only get laid 8-times in his life.
The prospect of getting laid 72 more times in Paradise is a dream come true.
Allah welcomes unwanted pregnancies ... and always hopes that muhammad won't get there first.
- Anonymous5 years ago
As the comedian says....why not 72 experienced broads who know what their doing
or it could be 72 ugly guys just like themselves
- ?Lv 75 years ago
When will the male suicide bombers realise they are getting 72 male virgins?
When will they realise given the wives and sex slaves given to them means the only virgins older than five are all male?!
- SolusLutrinaeLv 75 years ago
Definitely a punishment. Teaching a virgin to be a good lay is a chore-and-a-half.
- Good without GodLv 45 years ago
If you are a straight male and they are male as well I can only see it as punishment. Then again teaching the opposite sex about the act itself can be a punishment at times as well.
- Cracked CupLv 55 years ago
You mean 72 unbroken hymens. Good luck finding one of those in an area where they trade their own daughters for goats.