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How do you think the apostles reacted when Jesus farted?

What if it was really stinky? What about when they just smelled one, and suspected him? What would happen if he didn't do it, but they wrongly accused him?

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  • 4 years ago
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    They would quickly surround him to quickly inhale the holy fumes.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    How do you think the apostles reacted when Jesus farted?

    Just as modern day christians react in a church full of the fumes of pious bullcrap!

  • ?
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    Legend has it that most of them were hard-working peasants, and if so, they would have been connected to the

    natural world and its various daily events, not to make a big deal out of passing gas, taking a dump, or

    going weewee.

    Unlike SOME folks around this forum.

  • 4 years ago

    I don't think it would have been any different than any other relationship. It's not like farting is a sin. It's only awkward if we make it that way.

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  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Take the darts out of your own eyes!

    Your Farts are far more likely to be more stinky!

  • y
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    Compared to how we lived back then, it wouldn't have added much to the surrounding aroma.

  • 4 years ago

    It's highly likely that people living in those times weren't prone to being gassy because they had a better diet. But isn't this a touch juvenile? Oooh he farted - snigger, snigger.... not.

  • 4 years ago

    Who cares about white people like you? No-one. God will punish you for your sins.

  • 4 years ago

    Thank you for demonstrating the maturity level of the average atheist.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    NOBODY CARES...GUS TIRH

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