What classes do I need to take in college to become a mechanical engineer? No links please!!!?

The college you select will have an exact set of classes that you must take with a few options if you want to get a degree in ME. It is totally pointless for us to name classes which will have different titles at different places and have to meet state licensing & testing requirements. You will have to learn to read.

Those will vary with the university and any specialties you might pursue. The only way to learn what the classes will be is to contact the university you plan on attending.

There is an answer with no links. You will have to find them for yourself. It is the first test in determining if you have what it takes to be an engineer.

Every university has a website that lays out the curricula for every degree they offer. An important tip - laziness is a quality that will lead to failure in engineering school.