What is the best brand of bleach to drink. Please rate on a scale of 1-10. Thank you for helping me get the best drinking bleach.?

What the fark is wrong with you people? Do you believe everything you read? Where did you ever get the idea that drinking bleach was a good idea? It's poisonous and will kill you. There is no such thing as bleach that is safe to drink. That warning on bleach bottle is there for a reason -it will burn your insides and kill you. It will start with your mouth burning. Then your throat will start to burn. The skin inside the throat will swell and bleed. You could suffocate. It will continue to burn and destroy your flesh all the way down into your stomach where it will burn holes in your stomach. At that point the acids in your stomach will start to burn holes in all your internal organs. Which is not very good for your health. Bleach-drinking is the number one source of calls to poison control centers and drinking laundry bleach has killed people. It is not healthy, it is not safe, it is not a miracle cure all, and it will not make you high. Even though it is natural it is NOT SAFE. Many natural things are poisonous and many natural things will kill you. A grizzly bear is all natural and will kill you. Many plants are all natural and are deadly poisonous. Don't be an idiot. Don't drink bleach.

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