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If you could hangout with Jesus for a day, what would you do together?
I'd box with him. He was all about love so I don't think he'd have very good hands. So easy knock out for me. But I wouldn't KO him cause I don't wanna go to hell. And cmon, who would wanna hurt Jesus?
I'd binge watch Netflix and repeat a show I've seen on account that I'm watching with Jesus so I'd just deal with it and not complain that I've seen it already.
I'd probably end the day with introducing Jesus to everyone I knew in person so I could rub it in thier face that I'm besties with the Lord and they aren't. And hopefully depending on how the day went, I'd ask so incredibly politely if he could turn my gallon water storage into wine. "Red" wine. "I wanna look after my heart, Jesus."
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- 4 years agoFavorite Answer
Honestly I would ask him a bunch of questions I've always wanted to know ask him how some of my family is doing in heaven and maybe even smoke some weed if he says it's ok and not a sin.and weed is just a plant and is on this earth for reason to help us see reality.
- ?Lv 54 years ago
Do you speak his language? You start boxing with him without him understanding what you are doing may tick him off and after a few cheek turns he may go all old testament on your ***.
- Anonymous4 years ago
I'd love to give him M&Ms and watch them fall through the holes in his hands!
- Anonymous4 years ago
Braid each other's hair.
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- Anonymous4 years ago
Fish for chicks and dudes.
- ?Lv 74 years ago
You could try the boxing, but if you think that Jesus is a "wimp", think again. Jacob wrestled with Jesus (Genesis 22), from night to daybreak, and Jesus won by simply touching Jacob's hip, placing it out of joint. That is the reason that Jacob was renamed Israel, which means, "wrestles with God". So, if you "don't wanna go to hell", then accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior.
It should be no surprise to others that the Christian already has a one-to-one relationship with Jesus and they "hang out together" on a daily basis. Given the nature of your question, I would probably pursue some intellectual discourse to understand more about Him that I cannot fully understand in this life. The Apostle Paul described it this way: "For now we see in a mirror, dimly, but then face to face. Now I know in part, but then I shall know just as I also am known" (1 Corinthians 13:12).
