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KEVIN SPACEY WANNABE
KEVIN SPACEY WANNABE asked in Pregnancy & ParentingPregnancy · 4 years ago

Help!!! I used a pregnancy test as a joke, and it came back positive, but i am a guy! Am I pregnant?

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  • mrs
    4 years ago
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    I'm afraid so. Find the prick who did it and make him pay child support when the freak gets born.

  • Tri-Harder
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    That's a nice recap of the news story of how a man found out he had cancer.

  • helene
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    As a joke, eh? Well, here's a hilarious punch line---when a male has pregnancy hormones high enough to turn a test positive, it's a red flag for testicular cancer.

    Isn't that funny?

  • amanda
    4 years ago

    No

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  • CantHaveItBothWays
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    No, you have testicular cancer.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    4 years ago

    Congrats Daddy

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