Are most atheists secretly cyborgs?

Question

After all the sick burns I inflicted upon them, most atheists should have carpal tunnel syndrome and hemorrhoids from spending too much time responding to my posts. Since this isn't the case, I've come to the conclusion that most of them are secretly modifying their wrists and butts with high quality mechanical parts from 1st world countries.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I can't speak for all atheists but I know that I'm a cyborg. My 100-year mission of terror and self amusement will begin shortly.

CECIL W · Answer

REallllllllly! this atheists business is just a rouse to get attention. Notice me....I'm different.....we have a lot to talk about......brrrrrrrrrr. Always has been........move on or stay.....it is just a waste of your time.

Periferalist · Answer

No, we're secretly the men of your dreams.

Anonymous · Answer

I wear glasses, so technically I am a cyborg.

Joseph hola · Answer

No, but are you a bot?

notned · Answer

Atheist are robots sent by god to test your level of retardedness

Uncle Fester · Answer

I do sometimes get accused of being a machine by those who work for me, it is not my fault they cannot keep up.

As far as I know I do not have any mechanical implants though.

Anonymous · Answer

WHAT IS THAT AND WHO CARES??

Mack · Answer

Yes, you do think a lot of yourself.

five toed sloth · Answer

i am a cyberman

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Are most atheists secretly cyborgs?

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