Would I be aloud to post my music video on YouTube? I want to be discovared an are band is gonna record are song an make this music video!?

Are song is called "Hobnobbin Real Good (An A Chit Chat Hat)" an the video is gonna be ALLSOME, We are gonna set up a stage in my back yard an have a bunch of girls form school be in the audiance an they will be screaming for me an Stephen an Ralph an we will be on stage being so allsome. I am gonna clip a micraphone on the back of my jeans so it will pick up my farts an Stephen said he would throw up on stage! Ralph said some one should crap in the video an I want to get some big fat naked black women with huge butts to take laxatives an then stand in the yard an bend over an fart an crap diarea! Ralph said he may take a live baby bird an eat it on stage an Stephen wants to run naked acrossed the stage so the girls can see his penus. I also want shots of horses lifting their tails an farting an maybe end the video with me takin a pee. I would like some still shots of cow poop an stuff. I dont want nothing real gross, like no womans breasts or pee holes, only butts of the big fat black women farting an crapping diarea. At one point like during the guitar solo I would like the camera to be behind me an I am facing Samantha Cox an I pull down my pants an my undershorts an you can see my bear butt from behind an Samantha looks down between my legs an just goes crazy an passes out. OMG that would be so hot. You couldnt see my sctual pecker, just my back an bear butt but Samantha would see it. Could I post are video on You Tube?