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How can i make myself poop?

I had the urge to go but couldnt. Now, it feels like im constipates. But of ******* course when i get to school tommorow it will come out. I dont want to use the toilets at school help me! Its a fustrating situation. Help

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  • 4 years ago

    omg dude I feel you

  • 4 years ago

    Drink powdered fiber at night when you're about to sleep, so you have the urge to go as soon as you wake up in the morning.

  • 4 years ago

    Five prunes should do it and they're really delicious.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Try talking. Everyone here can tell you're full of shít every time you post.

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  • 4 years ago

    Eat chili with beans, and a couple of bowls of Raisin Bran. Chili and Raisin Bran will have you splurging fart juice and shlt liquids out of your butt hole in no time.

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