Why is the Abrahamic "God" so obsessed with foreskins?

Cause he likes cala-freakin-mari!!!

Anytime when flesh eating bacteria was abundant he would certainly what to take every precaution that you could take that such bacteria was not hiding under your foreskin and the best way to do that was just cut it off

The fact of the matter, it was a picture a portrait of the Lord Jesus Christ paying for sins from before the foundation of the world, that is why the Lord Jesus Christ is called the lamb of God, that was slain from before the foundation of the world, that is when sins were paid for, the cross was demonstration of how God suffered from before the foundation of the world, and the cross also gave Satan a death blow, and bound and chained Satan for 1000 years but the 1000 years is up, and now Satan is loosed out of the bottomless pit, prowling around the world, like a roaring lion, seeking to destroy everything that the Lord Jesus Christ has created from before the foundation of the world, because Satan knows that he only has a little season until the Lord Jesus Christ comes back to judge the living and the dead and too destroy the heaven and the earth by fire, the second death, where the heaven and the earth shall be burned up, by the hell fires. So read your Bible and pray, and stay out of the churches because the church age is over, BABYLON THE GREAT HAS FALLEN, that is all of the churches throughout the entire world, because God is separating the wheat from the tares, that is the good from the evil, the true believers from the unbelievers, the saved from the unsaved, read Revelation 17:5 read Revelation 18:4 read 2 Thessalonians 1:2-4 read Matthew 24:15-16 read 1 Peter 4:17 read Amos 8:17 read Galatians 5;17-23

I don't think He is.

Jeremiah 4:4 Circumcise yourselves to the Lord, and take away the foreskins of your heart, ye men of Judah and inhabitants of Jerusalem: lest my fury come forth like fire, and burn that none can quench it, because of the evil of your doings.

Deuteronomy 10:16 Circumcise therefore the foreskin of your heart, and be no more stiffnecked.

It's a fetish, don't kink shame him!

In the New Testament circumcision is an important topic because in Judaism to be "clean" partly meant to be circumcised. Jesus and the Apostles taught that God favoured anyone who obeyed his commandments and believed in him, specifically the two most important - 1. Love God and 2. Love your Neighbour. To obey these commandments and receive the blessings of God did not require circumcision. The Christians argued that Jews believed that they followed the laws of God by following through with ritualistic practices without actually having love in their hearts. They believed so long as they maintained a blood connection with other Jews and followed through with their practices, like circumcision, that they would gain the favour of God. What Christ taught was that God cares only what is in ones heart, not the rituals they preform.

Titus 1:10

"For there are many rebellious men, empty talkers and deceivers, especially those of the circumcision"

Colossians 3:11

"Here there is no Gentile or Jew, circumcised or uncircumcised, barbarian, Scythian, slave or free, but Christ is all, and is in all."

Acts 10:45

"All the circumcised believers who came with Peter were amazed, because the gift of the Holy Spirit had been poured out on the Gentiles also."

It is also why they rejected the idea that specific foods were unclean (like Pork). They said that nothing God created was unclean, and therefore anything could be consumed. In fact, if a friend or a partner ate certain foods and wanted you to eat them, Jesus encouraged you to do so as it would please them.

Romans 14:14

"I am convinced, being fully persuaded in the Lord Jesus, that nothing is unclean in itself. But if anyone regards something as unclean, then for that person it is unclean."

What is striking about these proclamations is that it was a full frontal assault against the tenants of Jewish law and legal religious tradition. It was an attack against the idea that the Israelite's had God's favour alone and that their rituals somehow made them unique. Why the non-Christian Jews hated Jesus and his followers so much was that he threatened the power of the Rabbi's. Within Judaism, the interpretation and commentary on the traditions and sacred texts are almost as important as the texts themselves and very few Jews just accept the texts alone minus the commentary. Jesus and his followers threatened all of that and, if one reads the Bible, can see just how rapidly Christianity spread amongst the Jews of Judea. Jesus attacked the wealthy, he condemned the powerful, he launched attacks against the Rabbi class, he disrupted the sale of goods in the Temple. He was, by all modern accounts, a revolutionary. He sought to radically change Judea and the way Judaism was understood. St Paul, or Saul of Tarsus as he was previously known, was originally a strident Jew who persecuted Christians, but on his way to Damascus he underwent a conversion and became one of the most important Christians in the history of the religion - that is what the orthodox Jews feared would happen to many of their fellows. So circumcision is important, as is the proclamation that a Jew can eat any food, because it is an attack against Jewish law and its legal religious tradition. Salvation comes not through deeds but through faith - this would later be one of the major pillars of Protestant belief against the Catholic Church and its Priest class during the Reformation 1,500 years later.

Why is the Abrahamic "God" so obsessed with foreskins?

This has something to do with the stupidity of the morons who invented the barbaric bible god.

My blog about religious stupidity: http://darwinkilledgod.blogspot.com/

That was some dodgy guy who wanted king davids daughters fresh small smelly hymen - Bit like a greener grass seeking negroid (Curse of Ham) - So king david said to saul, get me 200 philistine/palistinian forskins first.

However:

◄ Acts 15:24 ►

Forasmuch as we have heard, that certain which went out from us have troubled you with words, subverting your souls, saying, Ye must be circumcised, and keep the law: to whom we gave no such commandment:

He collects them