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Could you create a joke with 3 or more of the following components? » a walrus / tv remote / keg of beer / pogo stick / a / a banjo.?

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  • Bill A
    Lv 6
    3 years ago

    Q: What’s the diffference between a pogo stick and a banjo?

    A: It’s more fun to jump on a banjo ...unless you’ve had a keg of beer first.

    Q: How many walri does it take to turn a TV?

    A: One. Plus a keg of the TV’s favorite microbrew, a dozen oysters on half shell and a moonlight banjo serenade. Nobody appreciates banjo music like a drunk and randy TV.

    Bill: He-hey, B-Bob, shee dat wal-wa-walRUS? O-ho-ho-ver there, jump-HUMPing ona po-pogo sic-hic-stick?

    Bob: What walrus? Where?

    Bill: How-ow c-cAN yooooouuuu NOT shee Ib? Ssss-right dare ina corn-corner.

    Bob: Dude, how much have you had to drink?

    Bill: Oooooh ‘bout a kegger two how many is that? Three? Two. Yup, two. Maybe four. ...W-why do yyyyyooooouuu asssssssSK?

    Bob: Because, that walrus is your wife and the pogo stick is Sebastian.

  • Anonymous
    3 years ago

    A drunken walrus was at a party and began smacking the beer keg with a remote control til it broke.

    He then beat on it with a banjo, which also shattered.

    Next he assailed the beer keg with a pogo stick until it fell apart.

    Exhausted, the walrus finally gave up, declaring, "WHEW! That pinata is just too tough for me!

  • Anonymous
    3 years ago

    A man wearing a banjo on his back enters a bar jumping back and forth on a rusty, old pogo stick. Right behind him, is a walrus who keeps grunting, barking, and growling. The bartender, already annoyed by the noise yells "What the hell do you think you're doing? You can't come in here expecting us to listen to that horrible crap all night! That thing makes the worst sounds I've ever heard! You need to take that ugly, noise-making thing and leave it outside!" Disappointed, but having no choice, the man and the walrus leave the bar, then come back in immediately without the banjo. "That's better," says the bartender.

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    3 years ago

    Yes.

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